- Incoming transmission -

“Hi, my name is Fred. I’m broadcasting this message but I don’t know if anyone – evolved enough, and that’s not an easy win – will ever receive it.

The situation is pretty critical here, I’m trapped. There was a system failure in the main AI program of the station which had unexpected effects : it seems that the AI has turned mad, it has now a full control over the station and above all … a bad sense of humor.

Crap ! I hear a sound behind the door of my shelter, probably one of these stupid droids.”

- End of transmission -